Classified Ads April
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Experienced OTR van drivers wanted for trips originating out of WI & delivering to the North East. Avg 2700-3000 miles/week. Home Weekends. Pd vacation, 401k, vision, dental, disability & health insurance. Class A CDL, 2 yrs OTR experience, good MVR, references required. Online application @ HYPERLINK "http://ttitrucking.com/"ttitrucking.com or Call Ruth/Mike 1-800-222-5732
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Safe Step Walk-In Tub Alert for Seniors. Bathroom falls can be fatal. Approved by Arthritis Foundation. Therapeutic Jets. Less Than 4 Inch Step-In. Wide Door. Anti-Slip Floors. American Made. Installation Included. Call 1-800-906-3115 for $750 Off
Repeat ad from 1/17/2016
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ABANDONED FARMHOUSE! 5 acres - Trout Stream - $69,900. Handyman 3 BR house, stream, fields, views, beautiful Catskill Mountain setting! Call 888-431-7214 NewYorkLandandLakes.com
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MOUNTAINTOP FARM! 5 acres - $34,900 Jaw dropping views, fields, stonewalls, southern exposure, less than 3 hrs from the GW Bridge! (866) 495-8733 NewYorkLandandLakes.com
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LENDER ORDERED SALE! CATSKILL MTNS! 39 acres - $119,900 Fields, woods, apple trees, valley views, stonewalls, ATV trails! 3 hrs NY City! Terms avail. Call (888) 738-6994 NewYorkLandandLakes.com